Decency – don’t make me go all Pulp Fiction on your ass…..

I feel like I haven’t blogged in forever and have so much to say on so many topics that it’s running around my head like bees in a hive.

However I think the topic of today and around what’s going on this past week and more recently for me in the past few days is decency.  What it is to be a decent human being.  Do the right thing.  Don’t fuck people over.  Just because.

On the political front, we have this.

Not so good........

And this.

Yes we do, because he's a fuckwit

And finally this.

Best of luck with that - will you be wearing your budgie smugglers?

Let’s all hope there’s this at the end.

The Optimist

On a personal note there have been occasions over the latter part of the week when, despite my 41 years on this earth, people have done things to make me sit back and think………

No-one says, The Fuck? like Will Smith.

And then I wanted to do this.

Redemption

And when I come back in my next life, I’m returning as either Vincent Vega or Jules Winnfield.  Because their mission is redemption.  And they know how to get their redemption.  Quicksmart.

For those of you that live in a cave and have never seen Pulp Fiction – the best movie ever made, of all time.  Get a copy.  Watch it.  They say things like this:

Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

What?

Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

 And this 

Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you.  I wanna help you.

And

We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.

How many up there?

Three or four.

That’s countin’ our guy?

Not sure.

So that means there could be up to five guys up there?

It’s possible.

We should have fuckin’ shotguns.

And finally….

Whose motorcycle is this?

It’s a chopper, baby.

Whose chopper is this?

It’s Zed’s.

Who’s Zed?

Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.

And those are the things that are making me smile today when I really want to pay some ‘Bra boys to be my keeper while I slap some people around the head for 20 minutes.

MBK - you never know when you might need a Brother

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2 comments

  1. Maxabella

    OMG, I love this post! I nearly spat on my screen I was snorting so much. Pulp Fiction is a masterpiece and then to finish with a ‘Bra Boys salute – cracker! Thank you!! x

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